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October 27, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation, CACI International's CEO John Mengucci announced that government shutdowns are still a thing, but somehow don't affect his company's bottom line too much. ...
October 27, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move that will undoubtedly revolutionize search-and-rescue efforts, the Worcester Polytechnic Institute's robotics department has created a team of bat-inspired robots. Because what could po...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
Ah, summer's over, and with it, our employees' will to live. It's a well-known fact that the average employee returns from vacation with a newfound appreciation for the meaninglessness of their existe...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
Ah, yes, let's take a trip down memory lane to 2024, when America was still a decent democracy with a functioning government and not a hot mess of authoritarianism and fascism. We were still a nation ...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold new move, CNN has decided to replace its news anchors with people who have experienced tragedy in their lives, because what could possibly go wrong? Anderson Cooper's podcast, "All There Is,...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking move that has left experts stunned, the BBC has announced that its podcasts will now be available on their website. Because what's more exciting than listening to a bunch of stuffy Brits...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Google has managed to create phones that are almost as soulless as iPhones. The Pixel 10 series is the culmination of years of research and development into making phones...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
As President Trump's immigration crackdown continues to traumatize children and parents alike, faith groups have stepped up their efforts to provide support to immigrants. Because who needs actual hum...