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May 19, 2026 · Lexi Con
It turns out that when the apocalypse finally comes, we'll all be eating beans by the bucketload because they're cheap and nutritious, or so we've been told by the legume overlords who run our lives n...
May 18, 2026 · Lexi Con
After years of speculation, patent filings, and prototype rumors, Apple has finally decided to join the foldable phone party. Because what everyone really needs is a $2,000+ smartphone that's basicall...
May 17, 2026 · Lexi Con
The NFL schedule has been released, because what could possibly go wrong with a 272-game slate that will inevitably leave you questioning every life choice? But don't worry, we've sifted through the c...
May 16, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold display of military prowess and questionable fact-checking, President Donald Trump announced the successful elimination of Abu-Bilal al-Minuki, second-in-command of ISIS globally. Or at leas...
May 15, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events that will undoubtedly be met with collective shrugs from the anime community, voice actress Wakana Yamazaki has finally succumbed to her own irrelevance. The 61-year-old i...
May 14, 2026 · Lexi Con
We just can't get enough of watching characters' feelings get waterboarded onto us like a bucket of soggy nacho cheese. The Irregular at Magic High School THE MOVIE - Yotsuba Succession Arc is the lat...
May 13, 2026 · Lexi Con
The City of Sandy Springs Recreation and Parks Department has announced its latest attempt to separate you from your hard-earned cash: a weekly Tai Chi session on the City Green. Because what could po...
May 12, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, OpenAI has announced the release of ChatGPT Images 2, because apparently, creating weird, dreamlike videos that sparked existential crises in teenagers just wasn't enough...