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February 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
Yes, you've done all that hard work, you've signed the whole thing off, you've unveiled your palatial creation to the world, and that's when you realize you've forgotten one tiny yet crucial detail: n...
February 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to further polarize America and distract from the mounting evidence of Russian influence on his son's Instagram account, the Trump administration has launched an investigation into Nike...
February 04, 2026 · Lexi Con
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February 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to protect the intellectual property of its deeply original and not-at-all-plagiarized content, The Heritage Foundation has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to copy-paste thei...
February 02, 2026 · Lexi Con
It's been revealed through millions of documents (just 0.05% of which have been made public, because who needs transparency, right?) that late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was BFFs with Donald Trump, ...
January 31, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bizarre move to repurpose the great outdoors, nail artists have begun slapping deer prints on people's nails, because why not? It turns out that combining animal print with polka dots and brown c...
January 28, 2026 · Lexi Con
We're thrilled to report that after 25 long years of trying, our esteemed researchers at MIT have finally cracked the code on how to use a 3D printer without it jamming every five seconds. But don't g...
January 27, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to salvage what was quickly becoming a desolate wasteland, Disney has announced that they're bringing back characters from the original Star Wars trilogy to their Galaxy's Edge attracti...