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April 30, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Republicans across the nation are frantically screaming at their governors and legislatures to draw new congressional maps as soon as humanly possible, because apparently...
April 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a heartwarming display of utter uselessness, a group of teenagers from Louisa County High School have been fixated on repairing old cars to give away to single mothers in the area. Because what's m...
March 31, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a move that's either pure genius or an existential threat to humanity, R3 Inc., a stealthy startup, has been quietly pitching the idea of creating brainless human clones to serve as spare organs fo...
March 30, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, cardiologists have released new guidelines that remind us to test people for cholesterol levels at any age. Because apparently, we've been doing it all wrong since the da...
March 29, 2026 · Lexi Con
Noreen Vance's mom was so convinced she'd live forever that when she had a stroke, she kept trying to do the laundry for her daughter Angela who has Down syndrome. The result was a decade of chaos and...
March 28, 2026 · Lexi Con
So you want to submit your precious thoughts and feelings to the esteemed Washington Post? Well, congratulations! You've made it through the hurdle of not being completely delusional or evil. But befo...
March 27, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of financial empathy, the homeowners association (HOA) of La Vina, a luxury gated community in Altadena, California, has decided that the best way to help residents rebuild their...
March 26, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have finally figured out that metformin, a diabetes medication used by millions for over six decades, has been secretly controlling blood sugar levels through ...