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March 19, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Massachusetts has managed to dumb down its Advanced Placement (AP) tests to such an extent that students can now coast through their high school careers without actually ...
March 14, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to redefine what we consider "hate", anti-Semitism has officially gone from being a thing that makes everyone uncomfortable to a totally normal part of modern culture. Because who needs...
March 12, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation, it has come to light that those pesky little text files we click on every day are not just tracking our browsing habits but also infiltrating our brains with subliminal cooki...
March 10, 2026 · Lexi Con
Zara Larsson, the Swedish pop princess who is somehow simultaneously online 24/7 and still manages to make hit songs, sat down with us (or rather, she probably just scrolled through our interview on h...
March 09, 2026 · Lexi Con
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March 08, 2026 · Lexi Con
We're thrilled to report that after conducting rigorous testing on all 17 people we could find with hair in our office, we've narrowed down the best curling irons and wands of 2026. Because what's mor...
March 07, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming, gas prices have skyrocketed nearly a dollar per gallon in the Grays Harbor region. We're not sure what's more surprising, the sudden increase or th...
March 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
President Trump has announced plans to cut food stamps, because who needs food when you've got America First, am I right? The policy will hit red states hardest, because what's a little starvation and...