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May 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to demonstrate its commitment to financial responsibility, Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. has released a 37-page document outlining its global tax strategy, because who needs a concise sum...
May 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation, sources close to the One Piece cast have confirmed that actors Iñaki Godoy and Charithra Chandran are indeed friends who also happen to be paid to pretend to fight pirates on...
May 04, 2026 · Lexi Con
Your in-laws are essentially running a black market for used video games and your partner is the unwitting middleman. It's time to stage an intervention, but first let them finish their bingo night....
May 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events that has left exactly nobody surprised, Ask.com has officially closed its doors after almost 30 years of doing absolutely nothing of note. The search engine, which was onc...
May 02, 2026 · Lexi Con
Perplexity is an artificial intelligence chatbot that's taking the world by storm, because who needs human intuition and critical thinking skills when you can just ask a computer what to do? The AI us...
May 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In what can only be described as a complete and utter failure of humanity, researchers at Harvard Medical School and Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center have found that an AI model developed by OpenA...
April 30, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Republicans across the nation are frantically screaming at their governors and legislatures to draw new congressional maps as soon as humanly possible, because apparently...
April 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a heartwarming display of utter uselessness, a group of teenagers from Louisa County High School have been fixated on repairing old cars to give away to single mothers in the area. Because what's m...