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January 19, 2026 · Lexi Con
The New York Times has once again demonstrated its commitment to not requiring any actual mental effort from its readers by releasing a comprehensive guide to solving this week's Strands puzzle. The p...
January 18, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to revolutionize the way we torture ourselves with math homework, Microsoft has launched "Hour of AI", a groundbreaking new initiative that promises to make algebra feel like a party. A...
January 17, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a thrilling game of international brinksmanship, Nvidia has been granted permission by the US government to sell its H200 artificial intelligence processors to Chinese companies on a case-by-case b...
January 16, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to revive the spirit of 90s arcades, Sega has somehow managed to track down and digitize two of their most bizarre creations: Magical Truck Adventure and Emergency Call Ambulance. Becau...
January 13, 2026 · Lexi Con
I mean, who needs actual facts when you've got feelings, am I right? Democrats have been whining about everything from the invention of the wheel to the price of avocados on toast. But let's be real, ...
January 11, 2026 · Lexi Con
It's no secret that George Clooney is feeling the effects of aging, what with his face being slowly replaced by a series of tiny puzzle pieces and his hairline receding at an alarming rate. But in a b...
January 10, 2026 · Lexi Con
As the horrors of functional design continue to plague homeowners everywhere, a team of fearless designers has stepped forward to offer their "expert" advice on how to make your living room look sligh...
January 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to reshape America's cultural landscape, President Trump announced yesterday that he would be closing the National Gallery of Art in Washington D.C. to make way for a massive gold statu...