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March 30, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, cardiologists have released new guidelines that remind us to test people for cholesterol levels at any age. Because apparently, we've been doing it all wrong since the da...
March 29, 2026 · Lexi Con
Noreen Vance's mom was so convinced she'd live forever that when she had a stroke, she kept trying to do the laundry for her daughter Angela who has Down syndrome. The result was a decade of chaos and...
March 28, 2026 · Lexi Con
So you want to submit your precious thoughts and feelings to the esteemed Washington Post? Well, congratulations! You've made it through the hurdle of not being completely delusional or evil. But befo...
March 27, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of financial empathy, the homeowners association (HOA) of La Vina, a luxury gated community in Altadena, California, has decided that the best way to help residents rebuild their...
March 26, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have finally figured out that metformin, a diabetes medication used by millions for over six decades, has been secretly controlling blood sugar levels through ...
March 24, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that one of the Air Canada pilots killed in Sunday night's LaGuardia Airport crash was actually named Antoine Forest. Because, you know, "Antoine" is...
March 23, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of volcanic angst, Kīlauea volcano decided to launch some more lava and ash because, why not? It's been two years now since it reawakened from its nap, and clearly, it's just get...
March 22, 2026 · Lexi Con
We're thrilled to announce that LifeLine Fulton has launched Bottle Babies 101, a comprehensive program designed to turn you into a professional kitten wrangler in just one hour! For free!...