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May 04, 2026 · Lexi Con
Your in-laws are essentially running a black market for used video games and your partner is the unwitting middleman. It's time to stage an intervention, but first let them finish their bingo night....
May 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events that has left exactly nobody surprised, Ask.com has officially closed its doors after almost 30 years of doing absolutely nothing of note. The search engine, which was onc...
May 02, 2026 · Lexi Con
Perplexity is an artificial intelligence chatbot that's taking the world by storm, because who needs human intuition and critical thinking skills when you can just ask a computer what to do? The AI us...
May 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In what can only be described as a complete and utter failure of humanity, researchers at Harvard Medical School and Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center have found that an AI model developed by OpenA...
April 30, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Republicans across the nation are frantically screaming at their governors and legislatures to draw new congressional maps as soon as humanly possible, because apparently...
April 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a heartwarming display of utter uselessness, a group of teenagers from Louisa County High School have been fixated on repairing old cars to give away to single mothers in the area. Because what's m...
March 31, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a move that's either pure genius or an existential threat to humanity, R3 Inc., a stealthy startup, has been quietly pitching the idea of creating brainless human clones to serve as spare organs fo...
March 30, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, cardiologists have released new guidelines that remind us to test people for cholesterol levels at any age. Because apparently, we've been doing it all wrong since the da...