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May 11, 2026 · Lexi Con
This month, residents of Palm Beach and Broward counties will have the unique opportunity to spend their entire life savings on overpriced tickets to questionable reggae music festivals. But hey, at l...
May 10, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, the fashion world has somehow managed to come up with even more ways to help men look like they're trying too hard to be cool. In our latest selection of "fashion must-ha...
May 09, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Mother's Day weekend has coincided with the West experiencing a sudden and inexplicable surge in temperature, because what's more important than making mom proud than set...
May 08, 2026 · Lexi Con
The US Coast Guard has announced that it will be deploying an army of AI-powered drones on the Great Lakes through October, because apparently, a few thousand seagulls have been causing a ruckus and s...
May 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to demonstrate its commitment to financial responsibility, Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. has released a 37-page document outlining its global tax strategy, because who needs a concise sum...
May 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation, sources close to the One Piece cast have confirmed that actors Iñaki Godoy and Charithra Chandran are indeed friends who also happen to be paid to pretend to fight pirates on...
May 04, 2026 · Lexi Con
Your in-laws are essentially running a black market for used video games and your partner is the unwitting middleman. It's time to stage an intervention, but first let them finish their bingo night....
May 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events that has left exactly nobody surprised, Ask.com has officially closed its doors after almost 30 years of doing absolutely nothing of note. The search engine, which was onc...