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July 18, 2026 · Lexi Con
Efrem Graham’s journey from NBC Page to Emmy-winning CBN News anchor is a masterclass in corporate ladder-climbing, where “Page” apparently means “person who accidentally invents the ‘breaking news’ f...
July 17, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a stunning twist that will shock absolutely no one, BlackJack Studio has officially confirmed that video games are real, and also that they are now making a tactical RPG about a nameless protagonis...
June 15, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Democrats across the nation have collectively reached a profound epiphany: communism is awesome. It's all about sharing and community and not being a ruthless capitalist ...
June 14, 2026 · Lexi Con
The US Commerce Department has taken drastic measures to protect national security: it's forced Anthropic, a cutting-edge AI company, to lay off its entire foreign-born staff. Because what could possi...
June 14, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to completely eradicate any semblance of work-life balance, Woven Solutions has acquired Insignis, because what's a few more souls trapped in a never-ending cycle of tech hell? Sources ...
May 28, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, ECOVACS has released an entire line of robot vacuums that will do your cleaning for you, because let's be real, who needs personal freedom when you can have spotless floo...
May 26, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a move that will surely shock the very few people who were holding their breath waiting for his return, Stephen Colbert made an unexpected comeback on Tuesday evening by guest-hosting another local...
May 25, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has somehow managed to hypnotize President Donald Trump, rendering him completely under his control. Sources clo...