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November 05, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of altruism, industry leaders have formed an Altadena Community Preservation Fund, because clearly they were too busy looting the community's cultural heritage to notice its valu...
November 04, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a heartwarming display of technological superiority over human incompetence, a functioning smoke detector in Hoquiam, Washington, somehow managed to alert two adults and one child to the fact that ...
November 03, 2025 · Lexi Con
In an absolute travesty of epic proportions, a legitimate developer is now warning users that some shady characters have stolen their thunder by creating a fake download site for the extremely useful ...
November 02, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a groundbreaking study published in Nature Microbiology, researchers at the University of Kansas have discovered that soil microbes are not only capable of remembering droughts but also develop com...
November 01, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, 61-year-old widow and renowned animal lover Terri Irwin has been reduced to crying herself to sleep every night because all the eligible bachelors in Hollywood are clamor...
October 31, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move, the esteemed Cambridge Judge Business School and the Financial Times have joined forces to create a program specifically designed for women who want to become slightly less awful at le...
October 29, 2025 · Lexi Con
ZDNET's expert team of highly trained lab technicians (aka a bunch of dudes in a basement) spent an entire weekend testing laptops while eating Cheetos and playing World of Warcraft. We pored over spr...
October 27, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to avoid actually addressing systemic racism, the state of New Jersey has decided to create a personalized heritage trail in South Jersey that will lovingly commemorate every single thi...