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March 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
Scientists at Penn State University have discovered that Martian dirt has a weird side effect: it's super toxic to tardigrades. The tiny "water bears" that can survive anything else on Earth just shri...
February 26, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to recapture the magic of its heyday, Disney has announced that the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special will not only explore the show's impact but also include an exhaustive histor...
February 10, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a move that is definitely not an attempt to escalate tensions between the US and Iran, the US Maritime Administration has issued a new advisory warning US-flagged ships to steer clear of Iranian wa...
February 09, 2026 · Lexi Con
The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as Nicolandria, the world's most beloved and irrelevant celebrity couple, was spotted together at the Super Bowl. We're not kidding when we sa...
February 08, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation that will send shockwaves through the scientific community and confirm what we've all been suspecting: woolly rhinoceroses were just too hip for this world. Researchers from t...
February 07, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Toyota's 2025 Tacoma has utterly annihilated the Ford Ranger in the midsize pickup truck market. Like a ninja sword slicing through butter, the Tacoma's hybrid performanc...
February 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
Yes, you've done all that hard work, you've signed the whole thing off, you've unveiled your palatial creation to the world, and that's when you realize you've forgotten one tiny yet crucial detail: n...
February 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to further polarize America and distract from the mounting evidence of Russian influence on his son's Instagram account, the Trump administration has launched an investigation into Nike...