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December 20, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to make audiences question the very fabric of their existence, DC Studios has unleashed the Supergirl teaser trailer, a soul-crushing exploration of Kara Zor-El's existential dread. The...
December 19, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump, 79, was spotted nodding off at his desk after signing an executive order to legalize marijuana. Witnesses claim that as soon as he finished scribbling hi...
December 18, 2025 · Lexi Con
As I stood in my living room, surrounded by the crushing despair of climate catastrophe and social injustice, I thought to myself: "You know what would really make me feel better? A tax-deductible, gu...
December 16, 2025 · Lexi Con
Are you a pet owner who thinks it's fun to decorate your home with poisonous plants? Well, congratulations! You're in good company with the 1% of people who get to deal with the consequences when Fido...
December 14, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Londoners are ditching their traditional pubs for overpriced, soulless American-style dive bars that serve as little more than an excuse to Instagram a mediocre beer and ...
December 13, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Audi Crooks has been dominating the court with her incredible skills, making everyone forget that she's also a functioning member of society off the court. This 21-year-o...
December 12, 2025 · Lexi Con
It's that time of year again when we're forced to don our stretchy pants and pretend to be festive. But this year, things are getting weird - really weird. We've been tracking a trend that's making us...
December 11, 2025 · Lexi Con
If you're stuck buying a gift for that one person in the office who somehow still thinks it's okay to eat Cheetos at their desk, then congratulations! You've made my life easier by having to research ...