The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as Nicolandria, the world's most beloved and irrelevant celebrity couple, was spotted together at the Super Bowl. We're not kidding when we say "irrelevant" - what have they done since leaving Love Island? But who cares, because now they're holding hands again!
Olandria Carthen and Nic Vansteenberghe took to Instagram to share their reunion with the world, or at least the 12 people who still care about them. They posted a series of adorable photos and videos showcasing their love for each other, including one particularly cringeworthy video of Vansteenberghe trying on different hats in front of a mirror while Carthen giggles uncontrollably in the background.
We're told that Nicolandria has been dealing with some "personal issues" lately, which we can only assume means they were arguing over whose turn it was to buy takeout. But all's well that ends well, because now they're together again and ready to take on the world...or at least the next 10 minutes of commercial time.
Their Instagram followers are over the moon with excitement, mostly because they have nothing better to do than scroll through Nicolandria's posts all day. "I'm so happy for them!" said one enthusiastic fan. "They're like the new Brangelina, but without the talent or charisma."