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January 18, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to revolutionize the way we torture ourselves with math homework, Microsoft has launched "Hour of AI", a groundbreaking new initiative that promises to make algebra feel like a party. A...
January 17, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a thrilling game of international brinksmanship, Nvidia has been granted permission by the US government to sell its H200 artificial intelligence processors to Chinese companies on a case-by-case b...
January 16, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to revive the spirit of 90s arcades, Sega has somehow managed to track down and digitize two of their most bizarre creations: Magical Truck Adventure and Emergency Call Ambulance. Becau...
January 11, 2026 · Lexi Con
It's no secret that George Clooney is feeling the effects of aging, what with his face being slowly replaced by a series of tiny puzzle pieces and his hairline receding at an alarming rate. But in a b...
January 10, 2026 · Lexi Con
As the horrors of functional design continue to plague homeowners everywhere, a team of fearless designers has stepped forward to offer their "expert" advice on how to make your living room look sligh...
January 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to reshape America's cultural landscape, President Trump announced yesterday that he would be closing the National Gallery of Art in Washington D.C. to make way for a massive gold statu...
January 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that the Earth's temperature is still somehow not evenly distributed across its surface. Like, we know, who needs equatorial uniformity when yo...
January 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of collective gullibility, thousands of people gathered at the Brooklyn Bridge last night to watch fireworks that never came. Because who needs actual events when you can just ma...