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October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
As President Trump's immigration crackdown continues to traumatize children and parents alike, faith groups have stepped up their efforts to provide support to immigrants. Because who needs actual hum...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
A shocking trend has emerged in which top law firms have been mysteriously afflicted with a rare condition known as "existential dread" and can no longer be bothered to challenge the Trump administrat...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
For months, companies and officials throughout Asia have been waiting with bated breath for President Trump to reveal the secrets of the mystical "Origin Oracle," a magical being tasked with tracing t...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
President Trump kicked off his five-day tour of Asia, which will likely end with him shouting "Make America Great Again" on top of a skyscraper in Tokyo while simultaneously giving a thumbs up to a gi...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bizarre display of flattery and utter disregard for facts, Southeast Asian leaders lavished praise on US President Donald Trump during the signing ceremony for the Thailand-Cambodia peace agreeme...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, the US and China have reached a "basic consensus" on trade, because who needs tariffs when you can just divide the rare earths like they're cake at a kindergarten party? ...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
The ceremony was a joyous occasion as Southeast Asian leaders gathered to praise US President Donald Trump's exceptional skills in brokering peace agreements by making empty threats and dangling poten...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation that will change everything you thought you knew about the most mundane human behavior (after farting, of course), scientists have discovered that yawning is not just a sign o...