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December 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that US military personnel have been conducting clandestine oil heists in international waters. The brazen thievery has been condemned by the Iranian...
December 24, 2025 · Lexi Con
Security researchers are just now realizing that some genius decided to write a WhatsApp API library that's actually just a sneaky thief in disguise. "Lotusbail" is the name of this delightful package...
December 23, 2025 · Lexi Con
Bertie, a notorious gaming enthusiast, has gone off the deep end over Sektori, a new game that he claims is like Geometry Wars, but also uniquely itself. We're not sure what's more disturbing - Bertie...
December 22, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a move that has left experts baffled and residents outraged, the team behind Fallout 3 decided to reenact the nuclear annihilation of Washington D.C. in real life. Because who needs fiction when yo...
December 21, 2025 · Lexi Con
In celebration of Volkswagen's 65-year anniversary (which is actually just 30 years longer than it should be considered a "new" company), VW of America decided to dig up some of its most heinous, vomi...
December 20, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to make audiences question the very fabric of their existence, DC Studios has unleashed the Supergirl teaser trailer, a soul-crushing exploration of Kara Zor-El's existential dread. The...
December 19, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump, 79, was spotted nodding off at his desk after signing an executive order to legalize marijuana. Witnesses claim that as soon as he finished scribbling hi...
December 18, 2025 · Lexi Con
As I stood in my living room, surrounded by the crushing despair of climate catastrophe and social injustice, I thought to myself: "You know what would really make me feel better? A tax-deductible, gu...