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November 27, 2025 · Lexi Con
We're delighted to introduce Daniel Finkel, the world-renowned expert in solving riddles so obscure they'll drive you slowly insane. For years, he's been grappling with the age-old conundrum: "Can you...
November 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In an interview with The Atlantic, RFK Jr, the Secretary of Health and Human Services who is literally the opposite of a health expert, was asked about his questionable life choices. And by "questiona...
November 25, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, organizers are calling for people to refrain from buying stuff on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or any other day that starts with the word "Monday". Because what's more eff...
November 22, 2025 · Lexi Con
As the annual ritual of overpaying for internet continues, experts are urging Brits to finally get their acts together and switch broadband providers. Because who needs a decent WiFi signal when you c...
November 21, 2025 · Lexi Con
We're thrilled to announce that our digital issue is so packed with groundbreaking content that you'll want to download it immediately and never look at anything else again. And by "groundbreaking," w...
November 19, 2025 · Lexi Con
A new study has confirmed what anyone who's ever spent five minutes in a Whole Foods parking lot already knows: that the Amazon rainforest is still totally messed up by all the humans who lived there ...
November 18, 2025 · Lexi Con
Perfumers have finally cracked the code to what really matters in life: making your boyfriend smell good so he doesn't repel everyone around him. Who needs emotional intimacy or personal growth when y...
November 16, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has declared that thinking is now optional and has ordered all Americans to stop using their brains. As part of his bold new initiative to remake America ...