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January 06, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to reshape America's cultural landscape, President Trump announced yesterday that he would be closing the National Gallery of Art in Washington D.C. to make way for a massive gold statu...
January 05, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that the Earth's temperature is still somehow not evenly distributed across its surface. Like, we know, who needs equatorial uniformity when yo...
January 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of collective gullibility, thousands of people gathered at the Brooklyn Bridge last night to watch fireworks that never came. Because who needs actual events when you can just ma...
January 02, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking move, Tony Dokoupil, the new anchor of the "CBS Evening News," declared that legacy media has failed in its duty to provide accurate and informative reporting. Because who needs facts wh...
January 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, tens of thousands of people have been infected with whooping cough in the United States this year, leaving at least 13 people dead and countless others crying uncontrolla...
December 31, 2025 · Lexi Con
1. **Legality**: Sports betting is legal in New York, with commercial casinos and online sportsbooks available....
December 30, 2025 · Lexi Con
Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications about the latest black hole discoveries, galaxy mergers, and astronaut selfies? Well, congratulations are in order: you're a functioning member of s...
December 28, 2025 · Lexi Con
**America is Great Again...and Also on Fire, Literally and Figuratively**...