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October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
A shocking trend has emerged in which top law firms have been mysteriously afflicted with a rare condition known as "existential dread" and can no longer be bothered to challenge the Trump administrat...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
For months, companies and officials throughout Asia have been waiting with bated breath for President Trump to reveal the secrets of the mystical "Origin Oracle," a magical being tasked with tracing t...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
President Trump kicked off his five-day tour of Asia, which will likely end with him shouting "Make America Great Again" on top of a skyscraper in Tokyo while simultaneously giving a thumbs up to a gi...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bizarre display of flattery and utter disregard for facts, Southeast Asian leaders lavished praise on US President Donald Trump during the signing ceremony for the Thailand-Cambodia peace agreeme...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, the US and China have reached a "basic consensus" on trade, because who needs tariffs when you can just divide the rare earths like they're cake at a kindergarten party? ...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
The ceremony was a joyous occasion as Southeast Asian leaders gathered to praise US President Donald Trump's exceptional skills in brokering peace agreements by making empty threats and dangling poten...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation that will change everything you thought you knew about the most mundane human behavior (after farting, of course), scientists have discovered that yawning is not just a sign o...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move that will undoubtedly change the world, Apple is reportedly planning to cram a vapor chamber into the iPad Pro by spring 2027. Because what's one more unnecessary feature that will just...