In a shocking turn of events, the fashion world has somehow managed to come up with even more ways to help men look like they're trying too hard to be cool. In our latest selection of "fashion must-haves," we present to you: AMI Paris' ridiculously oversized jumpers that will definitely make you appear as if you've been trapped in a bad 90s time capsule, and Stone Island T-shirts so garish they'll blind anyone within a 5-foot radius. And because what's a wardrobe without a healthy dose of overpriced logo-mania, we're also offering the chance to buy a Gucci bag that screams "I'm a functioning adult... but only if you look really closely."
Meanwhile, Off-White is still clinging to its "I'm edgy" image with backpacks so plain they'll make you wonder if you've actually lost your favorite messenger bag in a thrift store. And because who needs actual style when you can have chunky, orthopedic-looking sneakers from Balenciaga that will undoubtedly give you chronic plantar fasciitis?