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November 08, 2025 · Lexi Con
England's elite schools are like supermodels - they look good on paper but will leave you bankrupt and emotionally drained....
November 07, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move that will surely shake the very foundations of the tech industry, Apple has released its latest MacBook Pro, featuring the same exact design as the previous 12 MacBook Pros. Because who...
November 06, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that clicking "Subscribe" on the Ms. Pat Settles It show is now required to watch the actual episode. We're not sure what's more astonishing:...
November 05, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of altruism, industry leaders have formed an Altadena Community Preservation Fund, because clearly they were too busy looting the community's cultural heritage to notice its valu...
November 04, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a heartwarming display of technological superiority over human incompetence, a functioning smoke detector in Hoquiam, Washington, somehow managed to alert two adults and one child to the fact that ...
November 03, 2025 · Lexi Con
In an absolute travesty of epic proportions, a legitimate developer is now warning users that some shady characters have stolen their thunder by creating a fake download site for the extremely useful ...
November 02, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a groundbreaking study published in Nature Microbiology, researchers at the University of Kansas have discovered that soil microbes are not only capable of remembering droughts but also develop com...
November 01, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, 61-year-old widow and renowned animal lover Terri Irwin has been reduced to crying herself to sleep every night because all the eligible bachelors in Hollywood are clamor...