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November 25, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, organizers are calling for people to refrain from buying stuff on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or any other day that starts with the word "Monday". Because what's more eff...
November 22, 2025 · Lexi Con
As the annual ritual of overpaying for internet continues, experts are urging Brits to finally get their acts together and switch broadband providers. Because who needs a decent WiFi signal when you c...
November 21, 2025 · Lexi Con
We're thrilled to announce that our digital issue is so packed with groundbreaking content that you'll want to download it immediately and never look at anything else again. And by "groundbreaking," w...
November 19, 2025 · Lexi Con
A new study has confirmed what anyone who's ever spent five minutes in a Whole Foods parking lot already knows: that the Amazon rainforest is still totally messed up by all the humans who lived there ...
November 18, 2025 · Lexi Con
Perfumers have finally cracked the code to what really matters in life: making your boyfriend smell good so he doesn't repel everyone around him. Who needs emotional intimacy or personal growth when y...
November 16, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has declared that thinking is now optional and has ordered all Americans to stop using their brains. As part of his bold new initiative to remake America ...
November 15, 2025 · Lexi Con
Dental emergencies are like surprise visits from your crazy aunt - they're unexpected, painful, and might just ruin your day. But don't worry, we've got the solution right here: dental insurance! It's...
November 12, 2025 · Lexi Con
Demi Moore, a woman from New Mexico who has somehow managed to parlay her name into a career despite being completely unremarkable, sat down on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert last night and droppe...