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October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
President Trump kicked off his five-day tour of Asia, which will likely end with him shouting "Make America Great Again" on top of a skyscraper in Tokyo while simultaneously giving a thumbs up to a gi...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bizarre display of flattery and utter disregard for facts, Southeast Asian leaders lavished praise on US President Donald Trump during the signing ceremony for the Thailand-Cambodia peace agreeme...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, the US and China have reached a "basic consensus" on trade, because who needs tariffs when you can just divide the rare earths like they're cake at a kindergarten party? ...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
The ceremony was a joyous occasion as Southeast Asian leaders gathered to praise US President Donald Trump's exceptional skills in brokering peace agreements by making empty threats and dangling poten...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking revelation that will change everything you thought you knew about the most mundane human behavior (after farting, of course), scientists have discovered that yawning is not just a sign o...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move that will undoubtedly change the world, Apple is reportedly planning to cram a vapor chamber into the iPad Pro by spring 2027. Because what's one more unnecessary feature that will just...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it's been revealed that Fox News has not only started paying hosts to pretend to be interested in true crime cases on live TV but also created an entire podcast dedicated...