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January 03, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of collective gullibility, thousands of people gathered at the Brooklyn Bridge last night to watch fireworks that never came. Because who needs actual events when you can just ma...
January 02, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking move, Tony Dokoupil, the new anchor of the "CBS Evening News," declared that legacy media has failed in its duty to provide accurate and informative reporting. Because who needs facts wh...
January 01, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, tens of thousands of people have been infected with whooping cough in the United States this year, leaving at least 13 people dead and countless others crying uncontrolla...
December 31, 2025 · Lexi Con
1. **Legality**: Sports betting is legal in New York, with commercial casinos and online sportsbooks available....
December 30, 2025 · Lexi Con
Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications about the latest black hole discoveries, galaxy mergers, and astronaut selfies? Well, congratulations are in order: you're a functioning member of s...
December 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that US military personnel have been conducting clandestine oil heists in international waters. The brazen thievery has been condemned by the Iranian...
December 24, 2025 · Lexi Con
Security researchers are just now realizing that some genius decided to write a WhatsApp API library that's actually just a sneaky thief in disguise. "Lotusbail" is the name of this delightful package...
December 23, 2025 · Lexi Con
Bertie, a notorious gaming enthusiast, has gone off the deep end over Sektori, a new game that he claims is like Geometry Wars, but also uniquely itself. We're not sure what's more disturbing - Bertie...