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October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold new move, CNN has decided to replace its news anchors with people who have experienced tragedy in their lives, because what could possibly go wrong? Anderson Cooper's podcast, "All There Is,...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking move that has left experts stunned, the BBC has announced that its podcasts will now be available on their website. Because what's more exciting than listening to a bunch of stuffy Brits...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, Google has managed to create phones that are almost as soulless as iPhones. The Pixel 10 series is the culmination of years of research and development into making phones...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
As President Trump's immigration crackdown continues to traumatize children and parents alike, faith groups have stepped up their efforts to provide support to immigrants. Because who needs actual hum...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
A shocking trend has emerged in which top law firms have been mysteriously afflicted with a rare condition known as "existential dread" and can no longer be bothered to challenge the Trump administrat...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
For months, companies and officials throughout Asia have been waiting with bated breath for President Trump to reveal the secrets of the mystical "Origin Oracle," a magical being tasked with tracing t...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
President Trump kicked off his five-day tour of Asia, which will likely end with him shouting "Make America Great Again" on top of a skyscraper in Tokyo while simultaneously giving a thumbs up to a gi...
October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bizarre display of flattery and utter disregard for facts, Southeast Asian leaders lavished praise on US President Donald Trump during the signing ceremony for the Thailand-Cambodia peace agreeme...