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January 26, 2026 · Lexi Con
It was a day of unbridled grief and questionable life choices as hundreds gathered to bid farewell to Richard Smallwood, the gospel music icon who somehow managed to be remembered with an actual funer...
January 25, 2026 · Lexi Con
We've all been there: trying to launch a company that will eventually enslave humanity with its algorithmic overlords, only to realize you don't actually need 30,000 corporate drones running around ea...
January 24, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a move that's being hailed as a "game-changer" by AMD's marketing team, the company has unveiled the Ryzen 7 9850X3D, a processor that promises to give gamers just a teensy bit more of an edge over...
January 23, 2026 · Lexi Con
The world's most powerful leaders are not actually as cool as they seem. In fact, most CEOs are probably just trying to survive their days without completely losing it. It turns out that being in char...
January 21, 2026 · Lexi Con
As the nation collectively yawns and checks their phone for any new notifications, it's clear that the counterculture has officially gone MIA. Gone are the days of bold artistic expression and daring ...
January 20, 2026 · Lexi Con
As I sat down at a table, my stomach growling in anticipation of a meal that would likely involve something more than just eating to be eating, I couldn't help but notice the sommelier nervously fidge...
January 19, 2026 · Lexi Con
The New York Times has once again demonstrated its commitment to not requiring any actual mental effort from its readers by releasing a comprehensive guide to solving this week's Strands puzzle. The p...
January 18, 2026 · Lexi Con
In a bold move to revolutionize the way we torture ourselves with math homework, Microsoft has launched "Hour of AI", a groundbreaking new initiative that promises to make algebra feel like a party. A...