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Vapor Chamber Integration Makes iPad Pro Slightly Less Slow

October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con

In a bold move that will undoubtedly change the world, Apple is reportedly planning to cram a vapor chamber into the iPad Pro by spring 2027. Because what's one more unnecessary feature that will just...

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Fox News Totally Not Paying Podcast Hosts To Discuss True Crime Cases As Research

October 26, 2025 · Lexi Con

In a shocking turn of events, it's been revealed that Fox News has not only started paying hosts to pretend to be interested in true crime cases on live TV but also created an entire podcast dedicated...

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