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November 12, 2025 · Lexi Con
Demi Moore, a woman from New Mexico who has somehow managed to parlay her name into a career despite being completely unremarkable, sat down on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert last night and droppe...
November 11, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a groundbreaking development, scientists have created an exosuit that allows astronauts to moonwalk while still wearing an oxygen mask and being completely dependent on the life support systems of ...
November 10, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, big tech companies are now paying million-dollar salaries to their employees. But before you start panicking and assume that startups are doomed, don't worry, experts hav...
November 09, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of leadership, President Trump has called on the Senate to abolish the filibuster, citing its "stupid" rules and "terrible" traditions. According to sources close to the White Ho...
November 08, 2025 · Lexi Con
England's elite schools are like supermodels - they look good on paper but will leave you bankrupt and emotionally drained....
November 07, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a bold move that will surely shake the very foundations of the tech industry, Apple has released its latest MacBook Pro, featuring the same exact design as the previous 12 MacBook Pros. Because who...
November 06, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that clicking "Subscribe" on the Ms. Pat Settles It show is now required to watch the actual episode. We're not sure what's more astonishing:...
November 05, 2025 · Lexi Con
In a shocking display of altruism, industry leaders have formed an Altadena Community Preservation Fund, because clearly they were too busy looting the community's cultural heritage to notice its valu...